Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried offer somechunks to a massive alligator. Witnesses say that Trump maybe got a little overly familiar with the beast, resulting in some whispering. The {entireincident was captured on video, and pictures have rapidly gone viral online.

• It's unclear
• chose Alcatraz
• but some speculate that he wastrying to make a statement

Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!

A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has faced off against a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.

Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.

Stay tuned for more updates on this wild event!

Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz

Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even rumored to be order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!

• Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump

Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these giant lizards runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.

• Drain the Swamp!

Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!

This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the swamps on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he run screaming read more back to the White House? Only time will tell!

This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators

Folks, you are not gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild expedition. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious grit and is going into a pen full of vicious alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.

What could possibly be more wild? Only time will tell.